Why?

Mr T Celebriduck

Bruce Lee Celebriduck

Marylin Monroe Celebriduck

Betty Boo Celebriduck

Dorothy Celebriduck

Elvis Celebriduck

Penelope Pitstop Keyring


I often get sales reps contacting me promoting various products. Obviously, there are times when I am not really interested in the product being offered. However, I always endeavour to be polite,patient and open minded. I was contacted by a rep today from a company named Wholesale Gifts. He was hoping that, after having viewed the project range, we could arrange a meeting.

Browsing the site, I knew immediatley that the products offered are not really suited for The Style Mansion. Whilst browsing I came across these 'Celebriduck' rubberducks.Whoever thought these up, I just want to ask 'why?' How did you think this up? Were you watching a rerun of the A Team one day and then you started to wonder what Mr T would look like if he were a rubber duck? What would Freud say?
I have also included a Penelope Pitstop keyring, because she is cool and I don't want you to think that the entire site is full of weird things like the Celebriduck.

Hey Nina, I will prepare some photos for you soon!